Stacy, I don't know how you do it! I only have two kids (3 if you count Matt), and our attempts to make it to 9 o'clock church sound like this:
...coming up the stairs from the office to shower and get dressed after preparing an activity for music time in primary, I realize than NO ONE is even awake...
"MATT! It's 8:30! We have to get going!"
...Matt gets up and and turns on the shower...
"McKIIIINLEEEEY, MAAASOOOOON, get in the shower with Dad! Hurry!"
"Yes, they need their hair washed"
"Hold on, let me finish drying my hair, then I'll dry yours"
"No, you can't wear that dress, it's 2 sizes too small, try again"
"I don't know where your other shoe is, let's dry your hair, then we'll find it"
"Matt, do you know where Kinley's other shoe is?"
"Mason, where are your pants? I already put them on you TWICE!"
"Did anyone feed the dog?"
"Hold on Kinley, I'll help you wash your hands, did you flush the toilet? Where is your other shoe?"
"Matt, did you find Kinley's shoe yet?"
"Mason, keep your pants ON!"
"Kinley, will you hurry and feed the dog?"
"Oh, let's look for Kinley's shoe..."
"We're 20 minutes late, let's go! Forget breakfast, I'll pack some Cheerios in the diaper bag, everyone in the car!"
"Close the door behind you! I'm coming!"
...door slams and it's quiet for a second, then I run out the door, lock it behind me, and jump into the car...
"I've got Cheerios and sippy cups. Let me fix your tie. Are the kids buckled? Let's go."
...pulling out of the driveway...
"Did anyone find Kinley's other shoe?"
...silence, that means 'no'...
"Matt, I need your keys, I have to go back in and look for her shoe... I know we're late, but she can't go to church with only one shoe!"
...Matt turns off the car and gives me the keys, now everyone waits...
"I found it in the laundry pile! I'll put it on you when we get there, let's go! It's 9:30!"
...I finish my makeup in the 5 minute drive to church...
"Everybody out, we are so late! No, the Barbies can't go to church with us, they need to stay in the car! Here's your shoe Kinley, put it on and let's go!"
...sitting in the foyer as we catch the last 20 minutes of sacrament meeting I think to myself...
"Did anyone ever feed the dog this morning? I'm not sure. Probably not, sorry Monty..."
We'll be blessed for the effort, right? We arrive home spiritually fed, but physically exhausted! NAP-TIME!